[[ [2000-06-25] OCR scanned from booklet by zrajm [2003-01-24, 21.14-21.28] added document header [2006-07-25] added day to "Date" field [2011-10-02] Wrote new summary, added abbreviation Style: {}=bold, <>=italics, hyphenation Type: booklet Date: (1) July 1997 Title: Star Trek: Federation Travel Guide (excerpt) Author: Michael Jan Freedman (Klingon by Marc Okrand) Publisher: Pocket Books, Simon & Schuster, New York, ISBN 0-671-00978-8 Summary: A small booklet describing various tourist attractions available for the Federation tourist. This is a transcription of the article about {Qo'noS}, which contains a sentence translated into Klingon by Marc Okrand. The word {jeq} occures here for the first time. (Abbreviated .) ]] QO'NOS [KLINGON] Qo'noS is the homeworld of the Klingons, a proud race of humanoid war- riors known throughout the galaxy for their feroc- ity and their imperial aggression. When you greet a Klingon warrior, he doesn't say "hello" or "how are you?" He asks: "What do you want?" Perhaps as much as anything else, this illustrates the blunt- ness--but also the open- [[keep hyphen]] handed honesty--that pervades Klingon culture and tradition. The Federation- [[keep hyphen]] Klingon alliance was recently shattered when the Klingons launched a major invasion of Cardassia, which the Federation refused to support. However, recog- nizing the threat posed by the Dominion to both Klin- gon and Federation inter- ests, Klingon High Council leader Gowron later revalidated the alliance. With diplomatic relations gradually being restored, visitors have begun to return to Qo'nos, drawn by a sense of adventure and a desire to experience Klingon culture firsthand. After all, no civilization in known space boasts a prouder or more colorful tradition. And nowhere is it more colorful than in Kling, the capital city of Qo'noS, home to the Klingon High Council. Unfortunately, few off- worlders have ever seen the Great Hall where the council meets, and even fewer have survived the experience. Visitors should ask about the street festivals which re-enact key episodes in the life of Kahless the Unforgettable--the warrior who introduced Klingons to the concept of honor some fifteen hun- dred years ago. One of the best known festivals is the Kot'baval, which com- memorates the epic battle between Kahless and the Emperor Molor. Regardless of where you may go in the Empire, one bit of advice always applies: if you challenge a Klingon in any way, shape, or form, you will be called upon to defend yourself-- sometimes in a fight to the death. *** {The Kri'stak Volcano} near Lake Lusor is the site of one of the most stirring Klingon legends. It's here that the mythical Kahless dipped a lock of his hair into the lava flow and created the first bat'leth. If you're lucky, you'll be around when the volcano decides to erupt. ** {Hem}--literally "to be proud"--is the finest example of Klingon opera house architecture on the planet. Every third night it presents , the most beloved Klingon opera of the last hundred years. ** {Quin'lat}, birthplace of the Klingon poet G'trok, is surrounded by fields full of night-blooming Throgni, the most fragrant of Klingon flowers. It's also notable as the site of a fable in which a foolish man tries to stand up against a powerful wind. *** One of the best dining halls on Qo'noS has no name. It's located off the main square in the ancient village of Tolar'tu. The heart of targ is served bloody and still pumping and the gagh--also known as serpent worms--is very demonstrably alive. Just beware of the clien- tele, which can be danger- ous even from a Klingon point of view. ** {SuQ}, which ironi- cally means "toxic," is one of the most popular eater- ies in Kling. The food is only adequate, but the bloodwine flows freely and so do the tales of war and vengeance. It's also one of the few places where you can get racht, a larger form of serpent worms. ** {Gre'thor} (the Klin- gon equivalent of "hell") is genteel by Klingon stan- dards and caters largely to offworld merchants. Located on the outskirts of Kling, it specializes in such dishes as rokeg blood pie, pipius claw, and zilm'kach (a segmented orange foodstuff), which are considered most palat- able to non-Klingons. * All Klingon hostelries are the same: Spartan at best. In fact, the Klingons pride themselves on the lack of comfort in their sleeping quarters. "tajwIj 'oHbe' chorlIj jeqbogh Dochvetlh'e'" [translation: "That is not my dagger protruding from your midsection."] The darsek, though strips of latinum are also acceptable. [[eof]]